Where In The World Is Pete Hegseth's Sideburn?
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April 21, 2025

We're just asking the question. Was he shaving drunk and failed to navigate his face properly? Or did he endure some kind of Opus Dei shaving ritual after his meeting that killed Pope Francis?

Again, just asking the question. Kinda like Fox News does.

We report, you decide.

Pete Hegseth has one sideburn. did the other one get shaved off as a prank or what?

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-04-21T15:45:45.676Z

In case you're bored with Pete, here's some hardcore Nazi on Nazi action.

Open thread below...

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