August 16, 2026

On Friday, compulsive liar Trump, also the least popular President in modern history and doing the worst job imaginable, claimed “young beautiful girls” are streaming through the White House to thank him for his work.

Speaking at a police academy in Long Island, Trump touted a record on crime that was – as we’ve come to expect – a load of BS.

Then, the guy whose name appears in just the publicly-released Epstein files more than 5,300 times could not stop talking about “young, beautiful girls” sailing into the White House just to thank him:

TRUMP: Every day I come to the White House, people are thanking me. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir.

You know, these young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House - You know, they come in. Now I'm not supposed to say ‘beautiful,’ but what the hell?

These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls … they want to be safe, and they come.

If it weren’t so sick and twisted, Trump’s claim to be puzzled about why he’s being thanked so much would be funny.

TRUMP: I said, "Why are you thanking me?” “Because a year and a half ago, I was afraid to leave. I was afraid to open the door of my apartment, and now I walk to the White House every morning, and I have absolutely no fear. Thank you, sir.”

Oh, and it’s not just the “young, gorgeous, beautiful girls” pouring into the White House and being granted a chat with him. But this time, he claimed to know why they are thanking him:

TRUMP: Now I get it all the time: men, women, older men, younger men, and older women and younger women - they're all saying thank you, and I know exactly what they mean. … Look at what we’ve done.

I’d love to see a group of YouTubers or TikTokers try to get into the White House in order to thank Trump in person and record what happens.

Dementia+malignant narcissism:
“…young, beautiful girls… young, beautiful girls… young, beautiful girls… beautiful… what the hell.

…young… gorgeous, beautiful girls… Mr. President, Thank you, sir. Thank you.

I get it all the time… older women, and younger women…

We represent the whole universe.”

Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (@jim-stewartson.bsky.social) 2026-08-14T22:04:09.427Z

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