There truly aren't adequate words to express how weird the Trumps are.
Donald Trump's executive assistant Natalie Harp is currently sucking up the media cycle, and not in an at all flattering way, as her deep-seated, truly bizarre obsession with the sitting President unravels in the public eye -- with reports shedding new light on everything from unhinged love letters, to sleeping in a women's locker room to remain close to him, to riding in the trunk of an SUV so as not to be physically separated from the President.
Suffice it to say, the weirdness of it all alone has been enough to suck up the public's attention.
So much so that CNN's Erin Burnett brought Natalie's estranged brother, Preston Harp, onto her OutFront show to chat about his sister's "unhealthy obsession" with the President.
"It's actually kind of sad… that's like an unhealthy obsession," Preston said in the interview before going on to drop the bombshell revelation that his weirdo sister has been penning love letters to Donald Trump since she was in her teens, long before she made the claim that 47 was her "first exposure to politics."
"I think that's where her infatuation for Trump comes from, honestly," Preston told Burnett, "because I don't think it's a physical attraction. Let's get real."
Evidently, this greatly offended Donald's son Eric, whose photo belongs in the dictionary right beside "Middle Child Syndrome."
Taking to X with all the vitriol of a toxic man whose daddy never hugged him as a child, Eric fumed, seemingly referring to both Burnett and Preston as "absolute trash," before going on a super weird rant about daddy's blonde puppy.
He started with a heaping helping of praise for Harp, writing, "Natalie is an incredible young woman — a cancer survivor, a genuinely good person, and arguably one of the hardest-working people in the White House. She’s deeply committed to my father, to her job, and to this country."
But things took an extra bizarre turn in his next sentence, where he began to harp on Harp's "genetics."
"From the looks of it," Eric wrote, "she got all the family genetics."
What absolute trash.
Natalie is an incredible young woman — a cancer survivor, a genuinely good person, and arguably one of the hardest-working people in the White House. She’s deeply committed to my father, to her job, and to this country.
From the looks of it, she got all the… https://t.co/ByhOFZvggo— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) August 19, 2026
It's worth noting here that the Trump family as a whole has always maintained a troubling obsession with genetics, with Trump biographer Michael D'Antonio once confirming that the family subscribes to a "racehorse theory of human development."
"They believe that there are superior people and that if you put together the genes of a superior woman and a superior man, you get a superior offspring," D'Antonio said in a 2016 PBS Frontline film.
Trump himself said in a 2010 CNN interview, "I'm a gene believer. Hey, when you connect two racehorses, you usually end up with a fast horse."
Donald's eldest son and namesake, Don Jr., told the Trump biographer that he also shares in his father's gene theories, believing himself to be "in the high percentile on the bell curve."
If the "high percentage" means unfortunate physical appearances combined with a complete and utter lack of morals and ethics, then sure, he's sitting at the tippy top of that bell curve.
