Multimillionaire Fox News frat boy Jesse Watters sh*t on the health and safety of the working class by claiming he refuses to pay for those big babies who run to the doctor for bumps and bruises, refuse to work, and should use the internet to self-diagnose themselves, as he did.

I'm sure sitting in his chair and whining like a bitch puts a heavy strain on all his joints and muscles, just like construction work does.

Watters thinks he's funny, which he is not, but he's attacking the reality that children and adults need healthcare.

WATTERS: So I have my own plan for health care. It's called the Watters Plan.

Number one, the Somali pirates, they stop stealing our booty Number two, you slash immigration, that's just a supply and demand issue.

He begins by being racist, as usual.

And how about get a job Because most companies provide health care If you're 30 and went to grad school and are an Ethiopian barista, like your friend in Colorado, yeah, she doesn't have health insurance because she doesn't work.

WTF does this even mean? Being a barista is fucking working, and his use of racism never stops.

Also, MAHA, ever heard of it? Make America Healthy Again. It's called Eat Right and Exercise.

Maybe try that.

Sure, follow roadkill Kennedy's diet, fools. Eating right and exercising has never been promoted before until RFK Jr said it.

75% of adults suffer from one form of chronic disease or another.

Doing a search, a 2024 National Health Interview Survey using a narrower definition found 51.1% had at least one of 10 diagnosed chronic conditions and 26.4% had two or more

I do it, and I don't whine and go to the doctor for every ache and pain. I hurt my knee the other day at the beach.

I hyperextended it Now, I don't know if I hyperextended it I self-diagnosed But I didn't run to the doctor and, like, jack up everybody's health care bills.

I did my own research on the internet. And I'm almost as explosive as I used to be.

See, surf the internet and fix yourself. What a concept.

Now comes his conservative fantasies.

But we have to start treating everyone like babies Cradle to the grave health insurance I don't want that This is a self-reliant country built on rugged individualism.

And I'll pay for poor and elderly health care.

I will not pay for healthy, wealthy, hardworking Americans' health care.

He is saying babies and children do not need to be covered by a healthcare plan when from at least 20-26% of 0-17 kids suffer from some form of chronic illness.

This rich entitled asshole doesn't pay for anyone's healthcare.

Since Republicans can't come up with a valid healthcare plan, Watters' idea is to say "fuck-off losers."