Kimmel Guest Host Brutally Mocks Trump's AF1 Escape Plan

Jimmy Kimmel Live guest host Anthony Anderson had a suggestion for what they should have used instead of a catering truck to escape a potential assassination attempt last month.
By Heather — August 12, 2026

Jimmy Kimmel Live guest host Anthony Anderson had a suggestion for what they should have used instead of a catering truck to escape a potential assassination attempt last month, where he used the press and some of his cabinet as bait as he slithered away on Air Force C-32A.

ANDERSON: Just when you think you've heard every dumb thing there is to know about this President, he always finds a way to surprise you.

Apparently, after the NATO summit last month, Trump hid inside a catering cart to sneak out of Turkey due to security threats. And let's give it up. Let's give it up to the Secret Service. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a pig out of Turkey?

They even caught the presidential switcheroo on video.

REPORTER: According to the Washington Post, Trump boarded the older Air Force One in front of the cameras, waving from the stairs, and then slipped out a door on the other side of the plane into an airport catering truck, which then drove him to a smaller military jet.

ANDERSON: That's the same way he used to get on the Epstein's plane.

Now, I'm no security expert, but if I was trying to find Donald Trump, a catering truck is the first place I'd look. Next time, hide his ass in a bookmobile.

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