I don't know who is in charge of Donnie's screentime, but seriously... Take the phone away. Now.
In a truly bizarre and deeply unhinged post on his failing Truth Social echo chamber, Donald Trump heaped his praises on Allah as he boasted that the United States now has "total control" of the Strait of Hormuz, no matter what the "FAKE NEWS" is telling you.
"The U.S.A. has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT!" Trump boldly declared in his morning post. "Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, 'A WALL OF STEEL,' and there is nothing Iran can do about it."
He goes on to repeat a claim that he's made countless times now, declaring Iran's military decimated, even though they keep bombing the shit out of us: "They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, their remaining soldiers are unpaid, the IRGC is decimated and fleeing, and their “Leadership” is uncertain, at best! They have No Money – Their country is “shot.” All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION, and getting worse! Iran is all talk and no action, the Bully of the Middle East No Longer."
He finished the half-baked, hair-brained post off with "Praise be to Allah!" before wrapping it up with his signature "President DONALD J. TRUMP" signoff.
Donald's bold declaration comes just one day after Iran's theocratic leaders announced that the Strait of Hormuz was actually partially closed, as the country's leadership demands that the US unfreeze Iranian funds if they ever hope to see the Strait open again.
The two sides continue to try and fail to reach some semblance of a deal as this war rages well into its sixth month with not so much as a whisper of a true end in sight.
