Newly minted Attorney General Todd Blanche made a couple of appearances over the weekend, one of which was on Shannon Bream's Fox News Sunday show, where they discussed everything from the highly controversial so-called "anti-weaponization" fund, which Blanche declared as "dead," to President Trump's equally controversial White House ballroom that a D.C. circuit judge just ordered to halt construction on.
But, apparently, something Bream said really rubbed the big guy the wrong way, as he almost immediately took to his failing Truth Social platform with a wall of text that gives War and Peace a good run for its money, declaring Bream's network show "beyond redemption," while heaping his praises onto himself.
"Watching FoxNews (sic) with Shannon Bream is always like watching the Worst of Fake News CNN," Trump wrote in his social media post, a particularly scathing insult, considering how much he really hates "Fake News CNN," before going on to add that the Fox host "always seems to pick guests, charts, and 'polls' that are negative" while apparently refusing to publicly tout Donald's incessant claims regarding "all of the incredible things that the Trump Administration has done."
He went on to claim that, in fact, his administration has managed to achieve the "most successful stock market in history" as well as the "essential Denuclearization of Iran," adding, "The rest to follow!
It feels important to note here that Americans are currently facing the most harrowing affordability crisis in modern memory, and Iran has decidedly not been fully or formally denuclearized as Trump continues to play Checkers to their Chess, positioning himself for a nonsense forever war that will make ole Bush look like a novice.
Nevertheless, he continued on with his self-praise and proclamations, declaring that the US has achieved the "lowest crime rate in history," under his purview -- despite the fact that the trend he's citing there stretches back long before he ever became America's biggest embarrassment -- as well as the "highest number of people employed," again, in spite of economic data that shows him to be a big, fat, lying liar, as unemployment rates have only fallen to such a low because people are actually leaving the workforce in droves, not because there's actually legitimate, strong job growth.
"Yet, week after week, I see Shannon 'interviewing' hostile guests, and having losers like Juan Williams, who got fired like a dog from PBS, was thrown off of The Five for somebody even dumber than him, Jessica Tarlov, and when he saw me walking into the Headquarters of Fox, he went CRAZY, begging me for a picture," he continued to rage, with not a paragraph break in sight.
"In any event, Shannon’s 'show' is beyond redemption," he finally declared in conclusion. "Fortunately, MAGA, which is close to 100% of the Republican Party, understands that, and watch her 'Ratings' start to fall. Chris Wallace was bad, but Shannon is even worse! Oh well, it couldn’t have had too much of an impact, because I’m now heading back into the Oval Office to continue working on more TRIUMPHS and SUCCESSES for our Country!"
Whatever helps you sleep at night, big guy.
